How-To: Lose A Webmaster Job

By Angry IT Manager

First, you have to provide really bad support when a company's website goes down. This includes, but isn't limited to the following:

  • Take four days to call back after multiple emails and voicemails with no valid reason for doing so.
  • After switching webhosts, take a few extra days to provide company with updated DNS address after moving webhosts.
  • Take another week to provide new FTP information.
  • Claim that the problem with emails coming through from the website lies with your client's email server.
  • After having explained to you why the problem doesn't and can't lie there by your client's MIS, argue for two days with your client's MIS through email and phone conversations.
  • After doing research admit the problem isn't with your client, but rather, with you not moving everything over to the new webhost properly.
  • Don't fix the problem correctly on the first two tries.

Secondly, after finding out that the client is starting to look for a new webmaster, beg for forgiveness but don't accept any blame yourself. Throw your fellow employees under the bus.

Thirdly, schedule a meeting with the client's MIS to discuss lack of satisfactory service. Show up 30 minutes late without calling him.

Anyone looking for a webmaster job?

One Response to “How-To: Lose A Webmaster Job”

  1. How-To: Lose A Webmaster Job Part 2 « The Angry IT Manager Says:

    [...] There’s many things that I regret that I didn’t bring up during my hiring negotiations.  I wish that I had negotiated an extra week of vacation, and I also wish that I had the authority to dump our webmaster without having to get approval from the owner.  By the way, yes, this is the same guy. [...]

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